INTERACTIVE

HAVE YOUR SAY...CAST YOUR VOTE...PLAY YOUR PART...

This is the place where you can have your say and cast your vote on the latest Nick news. From the weekly on-line poll to Missing Words, the Top Ten List and Love and Hate, here you can get interactive by giving your say in the issues that matter and submitting your best pieces in the other interactive competitions.

Don't forget that when you submit anything for any of the features below, you must use the correct SEND button - only the SEND button below each feature will submit data for that particular item, you cannot enter answers for all four features and then click the bottom SEND button, you must do them all individually.

Be as witty and funny as you can in Missing Words
What exactly you Love and Hate about Chris Evans
Submit your bits and pieces for the Top Ten List
Give your say on Nick's future in the latest Quick Vote

MISSING WORDS

Here are the submissions from the last sentence, with people's own additions in bold text.

Former TV presenter James Whale, whose most noticible feature is perhaps his ugly bald gob, currently hosts the late night phone-in programme on Talk Radio - a station now regarded by many as being dead, buried and worm-food following recent sackings. Oddly, James Whale does have a great many listeners, although it has been suggested by some that these sort of people are more than likely to be sad lonely friendless paedophillic arse-wipes. (Carol)


Former TV presenter James Whale, whose most noticible feature is perhaps his follically challenged upper body, currently hosts the late night phone-in programme on Talk Radio - a station now regarded by many as being like the "Smurfs" but with smaller vocabulary following recent sackings. Oddly, James Whale does have a great many listeners, although it has been suggested by some that these sort of people are more than likely to be a bunch of pussy-faced whinging homosexuals. (Max)


Former TV presenter James Whale, whose most noticible feature is perhaps his halitosis, currently hosts the late night phone-in programme on Talk Radio - a station now regarded by many as being fucked up following recent sackings. Oddly, James Whale does have a great many listeners, although it has been suggested by some that these sort of people are more than likely to be Tories. (JT)


Former TV presenter James Whale, whose most noticible feature is perhaps his extreme lack of talent, currently hosts the late night phone-in programme on Talk Radio - a station now regarded by many as being even worse than Radio 5 following recent sackings. Oddly, James Whale does have a great many listeners, although it has been suggested by some that these sort of people are more than likely to be a sandwich short of a picnic. (Robert Evans)


Former TV presenter James Whale, whose most noticible feature is perhaps his ability to be SOOOOOOOO dull, currently hosts the late night phone-in programme on Talk Radio - a station now regarded by many as being only slightly better than Euston station following recent sackings. Oddly, James Whale does have a great many listeners, although it has been suggested by some that these sort of people are more than likely to be his family (which incidentally shows up as a circle on his family tree). (Paul)


Former TV presenter James Whale, whose most noticible feature is perhaps his Uranus-sized ego, currently hosts the late night phone-in programme on Talk Radio - a station now regarded by many as being a good argument for shooting yourself clumsily in your left eye following recent sackings. Oddly, James Whale does have a great many listeners, although it has been suggested by some that these sort of people are more than likely to be paid by Mr Whale's salary. (Chris)


Former TV presenter James Whale, whose most noticible feature is perhaps his shiny dome, currently hosts the late night phone-in programme on Talk Radio - a station now regarded by many as being sport radio and fucking shite at that, no scottish football just english football following recent sackings. Oddly, James Whale does have a great many listeners, although it has been suggested by some that these sort of people are more than likely to be imaginary. (Chris O'Neill)


Former TV presenter James Whale, whose most noticible feature is perhaps his big fucking outspoken boring mouth, currently hosts the late night phone-in programme on Talk Radio - a station now regarded by many as being total shit following recent sackings. Oddly, James Whale does have a great many listeners, although it has been suggested by some that these sort of people are more than likely to be fucked in the head. (Harry T)


Former TV presenter James Whale, whose most noticible feature is perhaps his uglyness, currently hosts the late night phone-in programme on Talk Radio - a station now regarded by many as being crap following recent sackings. Oddly, James Whale does have a great many listeners, although it has been suggested by some that these sort of people are more than likely to be retards. (Ian)


Former TV presenter James Whale, whose most noticible feature is perhaps his hideously large ego, currently hosts the late night phone-in programme on Talk Radio - a station now regarded by many as being a fucking annoying prick following recent sackings. Oddly, James Whale does have a great many listeners, although it has been suggested by some that these sort of people are more than likely to be out of their minds. (Rich Humphrey)

Fill in the missing words below with your humourous suggestions - I'll display the entries to the following sentence as I update the feature with a new paragraph for next time.

"Talk Radio presenter James Whale and former Tory cabinet minister David Mellor have two very noticable things in common - they both host what are descibed as 'successful' phone-in shows on national radio and they are both often described as by their colleagues. It is even rumoured that fellow presenter Mike Allen, famed on Talk Radio for his dislikes James Whale too. However overnight presenter Ian Collins has yet to speak openly about James Whale, instead it is thought he is too busy in his spare time"
 
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LOVE AND HATE

Below are the top three answers to the last topic for Love and Hate, Lorraine Kelly.
1st - I love Chris Evans because he's Nick's boss but I hate him because he's ginger and his armpits smell of soup. (Carol)

2nd - I love Chris Evans because ??? but I hate him because he is a ginger-haired tosser who has a phone-in on his breakfast show, which he is shit at, but won't give Nick his phone in back. (Chris O'Neill)

3rd - I love Chris Evans because he has the power to put Nicky A back where he belongs but I hate him because unfortunately, he is Chris Evans, and one can never forgive him for that. (Chris)

Your chance to voice your likes and dislikes of a chosen topic by filling in the boxes below with your answers. The top three answers will be displayed here as I update the feature each time.

"I love Dale Winton because
but I hate him because
 
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THE TOP TEN LIST

Here is the top ten list from the last feature, running by the title of "The top ten things that you'd do to Kelvin MacKenzie if you met him tomorrow"
1st - tweak his nose, slap his face, kick his bollocks (HARD), insert a large garden gnome into him, pour cold water down his trousers, spill tomato juice down his Versace suit, eat his Rolex, belittle his knowledge of the economy, put a bomb in his briefcase and set fire to his underpants (Robert Evans)
2nd - shove a conker or two up his arse (Ian)
3rd - cut his bollocks off and make him give me a job as programming director (Harry T)
4th - withdraw my cross-bow from my trousers and shoot him in the groin (Jay)
5th - drive an axe through his head (Chris O'Neill)
6th - assume the identity of an undercover police officer and arrest him for criminal damage to a radio station (Chris)
7th - snap his spine while raping his wife with a sandpaper covered baseball bat (Chirs O'Neill)
8th - push him over (Pete)
9th - Call him rude names (Jonathon)
10th - Sexually assult him (Dan)

Every time I update this feature I'll display the top ten list for the previous topic alongside. Below is the latest topic.

"The top ten ways to spot a James
Whale listener in a crowd of people"
 
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QUICK VOTE

Your chance to vote on the latest Nick related issues in this quick on-line poll. New questions will be set roughly once a week with the previous poll's results published at the same time.

Although you can still hear Nick six times a week on Virgin Radio, his shows are restricted to nearly all music with little scope for personality. Given a choice would you rather have Nick on Virgin six times a week, or on Talk Radio for two hours once a week as with his previous Saturday evening shows?

Talk Radio for two hours once a week, but no Virgin shows - 100%
Virgin Radio six days a week - 0%

Following the firing of Nick and Tommy Boyd from Talk Radio, how many hours do you still listen to the station in an average day?

Select one of the options from above and then click send to submit your vote.