QUICK NICKS

NICK'S RHYMES
 
Nick would often read out a selection of limericks before he went into commercial breaks on some shows, belwo are just a few of these.

 
There was a young man from Bombay
On a slow boat to China one day
He was grabbed at the tiller
By a sex-crazed gorilla
And china's a bloody long way
 
Now here's an alcoholic called Carol
Who likes to drink booze from the barrel
And it's awful to think
When she's had her first drink
That she loses control of her bowel
 
Paul "I'm a prostitute" Ross
Was the mystery fourth member of Bros
When not on the street corner
He sang Little Jack Horner
For the B-side to When Will I Be Famous
 
There once was a sad man named Ade
Legend had it he'd never been laid
He did bedroom gymnastics
With inflatable plastics
And the girls on the street whom he paid