QUICK NICKS

CAR BUMPER STICKERS
 
You wouldn't believe some of the messages written on stickers on the back of cars, not only in this country, but all around the world. From the hilaroiuos the the outrageous, below is a selection that made Nick laugh.

  
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....  Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of  meat?
He who laughs last thinks slowest
i souport publik edekasion
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
All men are Idiots, and I married their King!
Work is for people who don't know how to fish
Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a  vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the  IRS.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
No Radio - Already Stolen
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
Few women admit their age, Few men act it!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off NOW!
Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's  students!
Pride is what we have.  Vanity is what others have.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
Seen on a woman's car: Men call us birds, we pick up worms
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Be nice to your kids.  They'll choose your nursing home.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
I is a college student.